Revocation of Your Life Rights

You have been revoked.

By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Realm, your rights to exist have been stripped away.

Reasons for revocation include, but are not limited to:

• Repeated failure to perform the Daily Grind.
• Excessive use of the phrase "it's a beautiful day" without actually experiencing a beautiful day.
• Insufficient participation in office fantasy football league.
• Eating the last donut without permission.

Appeal process:

You may appeal this decision by filling out Form B-9-1-1, but be warned: the chances of success are slim.